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Joke of the Day
"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
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"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."
"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"
"I had a friend who thoroughly hated music... He left no tone unspurned."
"A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'"
"NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?"
"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"
"What do you get when you convince a gorilla to have sex with a pig? Fired from the zoo, apparently."
"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."
"How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons."