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Joke of the Day
"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
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"How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer? He's staring at somebody else's shoes."
"That lazy moment when you start reading someone else's status and then realise its too long so you just like it."
"Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat."
"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."
"Knock Knock... Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)"
"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."
"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"