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Joke of the Day
"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."
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"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."
"When someone tells me that they have no life I usually respond with this... Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start"
"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."
"The way I deal with my drinking problems is every time I want a drink I go to the gym. They have a bar there."
"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"
"Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does."
"At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve."
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"
"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."