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Joke of the Day
"What did the bird say to the other bird Bro, do you even drosophila melanogaster ?"
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"1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation"
"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""
"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"
"Your cough turns me on ""That's sick."""
"If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called..""Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."""
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler."
"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."
"My friend told me how electricity was measured. And I was like watt."
"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."