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Joke of the Day

"where did alice go during the explosion? everywhere"

"Ask me if you can join the pee club... Do it!"

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."

"*wakes up drenched in sweat* WAS BINGO THE FARMER OR THE DOG?"

"What do you call a time traveler who masturbated in the future? A blast from the past."

"Love means never being able to like another girl's selfie on Instagram ever again."

"What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in? DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"

"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"

"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"