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Joke of the Day
"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."
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"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."
"I always use a short cut when I'm going to knife fight a midget."
"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..... .....join the Euphemism Society."
"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."
"Donald Trump on not repeating himself at last nights debate: ""I do not repeat myself! I do not repeat myself!"" Funny, cause its true."
"""Hold the mayo"" is my ""shaken, not stirred."""
"Babies cry so that we can remember where we left them."
"What did the wife say to the husband? Beats me \_()_/ "
"How do you exorcise a demon? Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups"