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Joke of the Day
"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""
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"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."
"So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it."
"""Mrs. Doubtfire"" is my favorite movie about a messy custody battle that gives way to horribly illegal and creepy transgendered stalking."
"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"
"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a quite heavy, and the other's a little lighter."
"My friend drove into a tree earlier... I wonder if he's oaky"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."
"On The Topic Of Relationships Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was not the right answer."
"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""