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Joke of the Day
"What did the wife say to the husband? Beats me \_()_/ "
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"My daughter told me I'm ""slightly prettier than Ben Franklin,"" so I have that going for me."
"What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !"
"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
"HER: I hate you ME: Hate is such a strong word [cut to hate benching 300 lbs] HATE: *whispering* I will be the strongest word ever"
"Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now..."
"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."