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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
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"What did the ventriloquist say to their friend? Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist."
"I once made a belt out of herbs. It wasn't very useful and just ended up being a waist of thyme."
"My therapist keeps telling me to stop dating women who believe in the healing powers of crystals and I'm all like, ""Nope."""
"""Eat your dinner so that lamb didn't die for nothing"" - will ensure you get your daughter's helping, too."
"Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter? Because he doesn't like being followed."
"It's so hot outside! I've been out here 10 minutes and I'm already wetter then Kim Kardashian at the BET Awards."
"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""
"Do you even Choo Choo? Because you are a ""Damn Girl"" Karma train"
"Tolkein in puns Is a very bad hobbit."