75119
Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
Next Joke
"Dark Jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."
"Trump should never become president. I don't to wait 4 more years for the next Celebrity Apprentice."
"What do you call a theatrical performance about puns? A play on words"
"My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite."
"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"
"An immature kid decides to play ding dong ditch"
"*travels back in time to kill Hitler as a baby* *becomes known as time-traveling baby murderer & history's greatest monster*"
"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"
"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"