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Joke of the Day

"Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door? Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*"

"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"

"What do you call silly pasta? A noodlehead.."

"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he's fucking his sister, then cut the brakes on his house."

"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"I found a Squirtle in my pants & I'm not even playing Pokemon Go!"