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Joke of the Day
"I found a Squirtle in my pants & I'm not even playing Pokemon Go!"
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"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"
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"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"
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"Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump-roper? Never mind. *Skip it*."