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Joke of the Day

"From my 5 year old: Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange Who? Orange you glad I love you? All my awws."

"Why did the man wear a frog for a condom? So he was ribbit for her pleasure."

"""Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz,"" Janet cried. ""Where does it stop?"" 8 Chainz frowned. ""14 Chainz doesn't have time for"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef strokin' off"

"How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins."

"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"have u ever tried to break a crush by looking at their Facebook like PLEASE post abt Mumford & sons or smth so I can be free from this curse"

"Why was Han Solo suspicious when he first put his penis in Princess Leia? It was Luke warm"

"Kids: *jumping on me* WAKE UP Me: I'm woke Kids: How woke? Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today."

"It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food"