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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man wear a frog for a condom? So he was ribbit for her pleasure."
Next Joke
"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."
"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"
"Obviously we have our own shitty lives to worry about now but it would be fun to all move into a Twitter nursing home in 50 years."
"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."
"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't care. You pick"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"
"6.9 is a very good thing fucked by a period."
"What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract"