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Joke of the Day

"How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."

"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."

"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"

"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the paracetemol."

"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one."

"Hear about the 2 Mexican firemen? Jose and Josb"