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Joke of the Day

"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."

"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"

"Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!"

"What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf"

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America."

"WIFE: you're so overly dramatic ME: no i'm not [10 hired backup singers burst through the wall shouting ""no he's not""] dammit guys, not now"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer"

"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"

"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."