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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee Sealed in an airtight bag in the freezer"
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"What made me become a baker? I kneaded the dough."
"If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree."
"Lady offered me a piece of chickpea loaf. Hit it out of her hand because that's what cake would have wanted."
"What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building? 20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*"
"joke about mods [deleted]"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."
"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."
"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"