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Joke of the Day

"How can Euchre and Marriage be similar? Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade."

"Agnostics have commitment issues."

"deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings. toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio"

"How did Copernicus become the first Polish astronomer? He was the first one in the country to look up."

"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasabi?"

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."

"It would be really nice if everything was coffee."

"""You know what."" -- They."

"What do you call a cheat sheet you use for a Philosophy test? A Nietzsche-t sheet!"