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Joke of the Day

"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."

"How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO"

"If Edgar Allen Poe didn't have a cat named Poepurry, then I question him as a writer."

"Hillary demands that Trump release his tax returns Trump says - I'll email them to you."

"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"

"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."