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Joke of the Day

"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."

"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam???? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They take things literally."

"The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies. It turned out very hoppy."

"If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look."

"The reason I married an Asian chick... Is so I get to eat Chinese every night."

"What's the worst part about vaping? Telling your parents you're gay."

"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"

"9/11 jokes aren't funny. My uncle died on one of the planes. His last words were ALLAHHHU AKBARR!"

"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."