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Joke of the Day

"A few Turks were discussing where to live Turk 1: Shall we live in the coup? Turk 2: err, dogan."

"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."

"Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME."

"My new american football video game has so many glitches. It's really maddening"

"Me: If we weren't related, I'd totally sleep with you. Hot girl: But we aren't related. Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too"

"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."

"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""

"How do you make a tissue dance? You blow a little boogie in it."