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Joke of the Day

"My new american football video game has so many glitches. It's really maddening"

"Stay away from teenage skunks They have pee-yoo-berty! Ill see myself out :/"

"doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself"

"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"

"What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft"

"Every once in a while someone really special walks into your life. That person is usually delivering a pizza"

"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"

"""Can you spot me, bro?"" - Waldo, at the gym"

"What state do the most math teachers come from? Mathachusits!"

"I thought it was good to get a bonus. It sucks getting a bonus chromosome."