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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."
Next Joke
"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""
"I bumped into my old English teacher. He said, ""What's new?"" I said, ""It's an adjective."""
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives"
"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"
"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"
"What is that white thing in my pork&beans? The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy"
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."
"I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat."
"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."