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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and The Bible? You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years."
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"Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
"*walks into Babies R Us* Hi I'd like to buy a baby. ""Sir we don't-"" *I slide him a 100 dollar bill* ""This way please."""
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up."
"White jokes are not funny... unless they target a specific nationality"
"There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel."
"Humans should be eternally grateful it wasn't me who was in Newton's place. If the apple hit me I'd be like ""Nice!"" & eat it. End of story."
"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Canadian person was smarter"