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Joke of the Day

"I blame Picasso for all these women who use markers to draw on their eyebrows."

"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"

"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."

"What did the short boy bring to high school? A ladder."

"WAITER: Would you like the usual, Mr Smith? MR SMITH: *all smugly* Do birds fly? *Penguin at the next table slams down his menu*"

"The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo."

"People are lot less judgy when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"

"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"