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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"
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"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"
"Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes"
"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"
"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."
"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."
"I've been listening to Pink Floyd for the past 2 hours. I'm about to just go ahead and skip to track 2."
"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."
"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"