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Joke of the Day
"What did the short boy bring to high school? A ladder."
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"FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna he thinks he can sing."
"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern."
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider."
"Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything."
"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."
"When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar? When he takes out the trash"