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Joke of the Day

"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"

"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"

"Started a new religion Doesn't matter, had sects."

"What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I'll show myself out."

"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."

"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."

"ME: A bag of my favorite peanuts has gone missing. LIAM NEESON: How did you get this number?"

"""Bro check out that DILP."" ""Where? Wait what's a DILP?"" ""Dog I'd Like to Pet."""

"Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?"