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Joke of the Day
"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."
Next Joke
"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."
"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"
"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."
"What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip"
"Someone told me I was ""good people"" and I replied ""OMG you can hear them too?"""
"""The best things in life are free."" ~ shoplifters."
"What did Jesus say when he made his return? ""Hey guys! What's goin on? Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"""