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Joke of the Day

"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."

"I ate everything, including the H."

"Some Irish feminists decided to go braless to make a statement, but one named Erin wouldn't do it. So the rest of the group got really angry and shouted at her: Erin, go braless!"

"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."

"Relationship status: held a door open for a girl, so she used the other one"

"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."

"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"

"What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed."

"*With only office supplies, she diffuses the bomb with 1 second to spare* Boss: What are you doing? Me: *shoves action figures in desk.*"

"Did you listen to that song by the Muslim artist? It was like, the bomb!"