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Joke of the Day
"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"
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"*shakes the ATM like it's a vending machine*"
"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"
"Wife sings and husband gets out! Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you!!"
"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""
"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."
"What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The Bucket"
"Hire The Pretty Blonde"
"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"