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Joke of the Day

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"

"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."

"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."

"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"Irish Car Bomb Yanks have a cocktail called an ""Irish car bomb"", but if you stuck two flakes in an ice cream cone and called it a 9/11 they'd get offended."

"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."

"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."

"What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."