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Joke of the Day

"Stores and their non-secular agendas have switched from selling Christmas stuff to Valentine's Day stuff, completely ignoring Toyotathon."

"Confusious say ""Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."""

"If I ever die, I'm going to be so mad about all the times I ate kale."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we'd really have a Kenyan in office."

"How to turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel"

"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"

"Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats? Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat."

"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"