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Joke of the Day

"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."

"What did Mexican Anakin say when he heard about the Catholic Priest sex scandals? Now *this* is Padre sin!"

"The man who invented anagrams has sadly passed away May he erect a penis"

"What does a parrot named Larry talk about? Vocabulary"

"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"to cause mass hysteria at a wedding, slowley turn the volum down when the ""shout"" song says ""a litle bit louder now, a litle bit louder now"""

"rest of the week anyway."

"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."

"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It is very time consuming"