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Joke of the Day

"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."

"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"What's a dragracers favourite meal? Brake-fast"

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."

"""Now, tell me I'm pretty"" -me as a hypnotist"

"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""

"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"

"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"

"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."