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Joke of the Day
"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"
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"I used to struggle to keep food on the table until I Googled ""how to get your pet turtle Charles to hold still because he's a table now."""
"LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot Try backing up a bit"
"9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie"
"Q( - _-)________o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match"
"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."
"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"
"Hands down the greatest invention of all time... masturbation"
"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."