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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention."

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it."

"I was offered sex today... with a 21 year old and all I had to do was re-post a joke. I, of course, declined."

"""When no one else will f*ck you, I'm always there."" Life"

"If H20 is on the inside of fire hydrants, what is on the outside? K9P."

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety pills? To prevent Hispanic attacks"

"What's the difference between Batman, and a Black man Batman can go to the store without robin"