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Joke of the Day

"Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention."

"What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)"

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"what's the difference between an elephant and a sicilian grandmother? the black dress"

"In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side."

"I like my jokes like my coffee bland"

"What do you call a pansexual guy named Nick who works at a cd store? Pan nick at the disc co."

"HELLO I SEE THAT YOU SLIGHTLY TOUCHED YOUR MOUSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPDATE JAVA?"

"[first date] ME: one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think the world revolves around them MY DATE, WHO IS THE SUN: i see"

"Today I checked my privilege... [] Privilege"