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Joke of the Day
"Today I checked my privilege... [] Privilege"
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"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."
"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"
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"I finally read to the end of the dictionary today. It turns out the zebra did it for me."
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
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"Why do you never buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove."
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"They say playing video games is a waste of time, but I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when bagging my own groceries."