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"I like my jokes like my coffee bland"
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"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""
"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""
"""Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!"" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage."
"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
"Reddit right now http://imgur.com/hcmqCjU"
"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."
"Also, those little Swiss Army knives are great when you need a tiny pair of scissors to open your Gummi Bears like some kind of crack head."
"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"