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Joke of the Day
"I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West."
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"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"The John Birch Society wants American schools to ban protractors. Because a protractor marks angles."
"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."
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"A local candle shop burned down... it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday"
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
"I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it"