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Joke of the Day

"My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII.. with a brush and shovel.."

"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"

"Thanks for never punching me in the face, most people."

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"

"You know how they say ""Good guys finish last""? Maybe thats why my mistress has never had an orgasm..."

"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."

"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"

"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."

"I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking, ""it's psychic."""