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Joke of the Day

"A local candle shop burned down... it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday"

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"With all this media coverage about the clowns... I'll be so glad when the election is over."
"you become your ""real you"" when you are hunched over eating a burrito on the toilet and you look up and see yourself in the mirror"
"Announcer: ""Welcome to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. Are you ready to rock?!"" [crowd goes nuts] A: ""Well too bad, here's Coldplay"""
"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""
"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"Duck Joke Q: Why did the duck go to jail? A: He was selling quack."
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows They were so famous they made headlines."