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Joke of the Day

"Women say it's unfair that men get more attractive as we get older. It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up."

"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"

"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!"

"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"

"A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled ""It."" When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post. So...you read it on Reddit because of a red ""It."""

"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."

"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."

"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."