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Joke of the Day
"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."
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"I'll chat, and I'll chit chat, but I'll never just chit."
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"If I had a dollar for everytime I said something vague... ...I'd have some money"
"how many /r/jokes user does it take to repost a joke? three. one to actually do it, one to complain that it has been done before, and another one to repost the said repost"
"Grandfather joke ""Call me Grand-pa-pa"" ""Why two pa's?"" ""Because it's the 21st century you homophobic bastard child."""
"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""
"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."
"Don't look out of the window Betty people will think it's Halloween."
"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"