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Joke of the Day
"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."
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"So two astronauts walk into a club on the moon... One says to the other, ""Let's bounce, this place has no atmosphere"""
"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles bangles and beads...!"
"Q: Did you ever hear about the rope joke? A: Skip it."
"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."
"my last girlfriend broke up wth me after she went through my phone and i refused to tell her why i searched for goth grandpas"
"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."
"The second I sense someone about to ask for a bite of what I'm eating, I immediately shove the whole damn thing in my mouth & look baffled."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."