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Joke of the Day

"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."

"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious."

"ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water"

"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."

"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"

"I know I'm in trouble when the voice in my head starts using my middle name"

"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"

"Fifth Third Bank? I don't think you understand how to number things, which is something I generally look for in a bank."