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Joke of the Day
"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!"
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"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."
"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Because air is free.. I'm sorry."
"What was the baseball score when ethiopia played africa.....ate nothing"
"Company suspends sponsorship deal with Sharapova after she failed drug test To protect Volkswagen's excellent brand image. They can't affiliate with people who might have cheated."
"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."
"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."
"I've always wanted to meet a Syrian ... That's why I'm travelling to Germany next year."
"Q: What color is a cheerleader? A: Yeller."