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Joke of the Day
"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."
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"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."
"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."
"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"
"Hey y'all, I finally got a smart phone. I'm a big girl now! Anyone got a 5 year old I can borrow to teach me how to use the damn thing?"
"What did my grandfather say before he kicked the bucket? ""I wonder how far I can kick this bucket"" Ba dum tsssh"
"""If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?"" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs."
"The problem with Australia is that it's full of scary reptiles... Tony Abbot for example."
"A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job."
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."