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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"
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"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."
"Ignorant person: ""You're Canadian. You live in igloos, right?"" Me: ""You're American. You live in McDonalds', Right?"
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall ... And smoked a joint"
"Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !"
"Eminem's ""8 Mile"" wasn't very well received in Canada I guess the title ""12.8748 Kilometer"" just isn't as catchy."
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"I tried to catch fog once... I mist"
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"
"""<------------ people who don't want Ellen Pao to go."" --someone who's never getting to the front page"