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Joke of the Day

"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."

"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."

"Everybody had heard we were running out of space in the file cabinet, so they all rushed to get their documents put away. It was a self-fullfiling prophesy."

"What do you say to your floating TV at midnight? PUT IT DOWN, NIGGER!"

"So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?"

"What do parsley and pubes have in common? You push them out of the way and keep eating."

"Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout Boy scouts come home from camp"

"I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked... Not sure what scared him more; my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"How much did the obese man know about fitness? Diddly squat"

"On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships."