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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it."
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"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."
"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."
"What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy."
"I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court."
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"Giving blood today. Not my own, of course. That would be creepy."
"What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party."
"What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move? C4."
"I'm in a hotel room atm. It has about 1034 millibar and 1 minibar. Sorry."