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Joke of the Day
"I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court."
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"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."
"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"
"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."
"Guys, always let the ladies finish first. It's just common coitusey."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese."
"If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity. In a place called jail."