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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what happens when gay marriage is legalized? BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over. Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners"

"Automatic flusher Automatic soap dispenser Automatic sink Automatic paper towel dispenser N O W T O U C H T H E D O O R H A N D L E"

"Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach."

"How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone? Just wait, they'll tell you."

"I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, I went to a gay bar. As I sat down to order a drink, a kind gentleman approached and offered to push my stool in."

"I'm not saying your mom's a whore... But if she were a video game she'd be rated E for everyone."

"An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better. The bad news is he's getting better at contracting the Ebola virus."

"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."

"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."