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Joke of the Day

"An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better. The bad news is he's getting better at contracting the Ebola virus."

"What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner."

"I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher."

"Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers? The only advice he could give them was ""rivet, rivet."""

"The best things in life aren't things."

"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"

"If Pulp Fiction has taught us anything it's that we're better off not knowing if there's more shit down in the basement of any pawn shop."

"My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father's Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card."

"Reddit servers"

"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."