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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was really a mummy."
Next Joke
"Two Condoms are walking past a gay bar... ... one turns to the other and says, ""Wanna go get shit faced?"""
"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."
"r/atheism That's the joke."
"No, they're not called hedge funds because hedgehogs control the global economy. What a silly idea. :) *later to thugs* They know too much."
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"What's the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff."
"Whats the worst part about a threesome? Watching your parents fuck"