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Joke of the Day

"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."

"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"

"SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?"

"Another from my 25+ year old joke book... Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat. Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!"

"What's the worst part about dating a French horn player? Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass."

"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "

"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."

"Our team is doing so badly that ""Manager of the Month"" isn't an award. It's an appointment!"

"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."

"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."