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Joke of the Day
"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
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"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"I got a job installing elevators It's some next level shit"
"Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street count the legs divide by two and subtract one for the Jew who catches it."
"The average American male... has a 5"" penis but says it's 7"". Anyways, close enough....or a perfect 5/7 story?"
"RT if you love puppies, rainbows or beating the shit out of strangers for not saying ""Thank You"", after you've held the door for them."
"Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels? Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue."
"A kid in the park told me smoking was bad for me So I popped his ballon with my cigarette and informed him so was talking to strangers."